I am glad to see that you are interested in The Canadain Rebellion. This site should give you all the information you need to become a full fleged Canadian Revolutionist. Enjoy. First of all, I would like to point out that The Canadian Rebellion is an equal-opportunites-shopping-cart-demolition-scocity. Secondly, although currently we have no members that are actually, shall we say, "Canadian," meaning, "one who is from, lives in, or is in any way affiliated with Canada," all of us here at The Canadian Rebellion feel somewhat of a bond, and natural love for Canada. Or, at least they know that it is actually a state somewhere near Guam. Or possibly a nucular rodent testing facility located in the outskirts of Iraq. What exactly Canada is, we are still not yet totally agreed on. But whatever it is, whether it be a nucular rodent testing facility, or simply a certain type of tarantula- usually found in northern Nigeria, known to carry the deadly Bertantitus virus, we still can all say, without the help of a large man named Benny, who is wearing a black ski mask, and a hot pink tutu, carring a 12-guage, telling us that if we don't say it then he will blow our brains all over the wall and take polaroids and send them too our mothers, that we love Canada. Alright, back to business. This site is not about Canada, it is about shopping carts. Specifically, shopping cart demolition. My hatred for shopping carts stems back to my earlier days as a young jewish black child, growing up in the Bronx. You see, my father was a frequent shopping cart abuser, until that fateful day when they struck back... On his deathbed, my father made me swear to him to continue his abusive nature, and also to start a factory producing "Do-It-Yourself Diapers." I am not exactly sure what he meant by that, but I'm sure it was something of deep and great signifigance, which I will someday find the answer to. For more on my own personal story, click on the link to the "My Story" link. |
