(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

If I were to ask if you love me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I know milk does a body good, but dang girl, how much have
you been drinking?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I have only three months to live. ..

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Be unique and different, say yes.