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Contrary to popular belief, SAS was not founded in honor of me. It dates back to my great ancestor, Gog (translates to, "Steve, mighty warrior"). He was the leader of a powerful tribe of neanderthals that called themselves, Gog (translates to, "We love Steve, for he is our master").

There is also evidence of a higher Steve. At Easter Island there is an engraving on one of the statues saying, "This is Steve, he is our magnificent and almighty leader. Now go get me some fish sticks." That is a rough translation, but it's the best we could do.

After him, there was Steve of Syria. He was one of King Solomon's most trusted and victorious generals. He was the most decorated general that Isriel has and ever will see.

Another great Steve was Sir Stevealot. He rode with King Aurthor and was his chief bodygaurd. He was so valued to Aurthor that he inherited a large percentage of land from him after his death.

Prehaps one of the greatest Steve's (besides me of course) was Lord Steve VII. He was a great land owner in Great Briton at the time of the Boar War. He was to be the deciding factor in the outcome of the war. But, due to a devastating gerbil infestation, he was forced to return home to battle the unrelenting hordes of rodents.

Then the was Steve Fitzgerald, the person resonsible for the first wave of pilgrims to America. If it weren't for his amazing effort to promote the New World, we might not have ever gotten here. Then, maybe Nazis would have found it, and with all this land, they would have taken over the entire planet. In fact, I guess in a way, he is the reason that the world hasn't fallen under the ruthless domination of Hitler and his henchmen. So now, I think we should all just take a moment of silence to honor his memory............ Thank you great uncle Steve on my aunt's side twice removed, I really appreciate it.

But now, it's all about me baby. So sit back, relax, and enjoy my site. And don't forget to sign up so that you too can become a member of the ever growing society of SAS.

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